What would you do if this thing ran up on you.

She ran like Burger King was about to close

She’s a comedian. This is actually a skit.

Drive away. Come back 5 minutes later. If she's still there then repeat as necessary. Become her focal point for the rest of the afternoon if necessary. Eventually you'll wear her out & she'll have to leave & get a sammich.

She is running like she saw a McDonalds

I'd drive around slowly just to get her to chase me around. She needs the run.

“Excuse me…” @Mastermind69395 @_AboDanah95_

Thats the most exercise she’s had her whole life

I would apologize and leave if I were trespassing on private land in Texas.