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What would you guys do in this situation?
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Fix it?
Speed tape fixes everything!
me
turn off fuel, throttle to idle, pull and twist fire handle. adjust throttle of opposite engine as needed to maintain level flight.
Keep on truckin
1. Shit my pants 2. Cry 3. Repeat one and two until landing/crash
Well, as Ron White says, "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour!"
Shut the engine down Punch the extinguisher Declare emergency Get vectors to the nearest airport
You look out the window and see this… what you thinking?
If I were the accompanying engineer on this flight, I would be thinking the pilots are immediately landing that plane on the nearest airfield available. Upon landing, I will go to the hotel and have a nice rest because the amount of paperwork this would involve is a lot.
He’s back.
Grab a couple of snags.
"Thank You Shirley."
Canapé table….
It's not really a problem as long as the cabin is still intact. Loss of an engine is the most practiced emergency procedure for airline pilots. This one is a rare uncontained engine failure but as long as the wing and fuselage aren't damaged, it's just like a regular engine failure.
Aviate. Navigate. Communicate. Fly the airplane, run the checklists, advise ATC, land at the nearest suitable airport.
Calm down, I'm on it!
@aneffsaneff Stay calm, get ready to brace if needs be, and memorise where the emergency exit is. Oh, and if it comes to it, leave my damn luggage behind.
Make sure the other engine doesn't look like that!
Did no one else see the gremlin in Nightmare at 20,000 Feet?
Pilots are like….
What? It’s still working.
Order a large gin & tonic.
Drinks should be free on that flight
Follow crew instructions.
Order a cocktail.
Simple: Just jump out of window with my water bottle, control the fire, weld the parts of the wings and engine, come back to my seat and ask air hostess to pour some coffee for me.
Put my seat and tray table to the down position and order a beer.
Start saying my Rosary and of course recite:
Order a double scotch from the attendant
Well I think I figured out where my missing 10mm socket went...
Well, to start, shut down the effing engine!
have a margarita and watch the movie (as long as 2nd engine is still ok)
Close the blind. Its not an issue if you cant see it
