What would you tell this golfer that makes him pick up the pace?

All that to swing like Charles Barkley?!

That could do the trick *single pistol*

I’d honestly skip ahead to the next tee and come back around if I really need my proper 18. This course is clearly the wild west anyways.

I'm getting pissed just watching this.

You take that long to hit that shot and we are fighting on the course.

Obviously - @AdamSandler - today junior!

I would never play with or near him. I would give up the game rather than be on the same course with him.

All of that and his swing is worse than Charles Barkleys’.