What's going on with Madonna?

Almost 70, dressing like a teenager, looks silly. If she had chosen to grow old gracefully, she would still be relevant.

The opposite of what happened to Pamela Anderson.

She's a walking petry dish of bacteria and STDs 😭

Uncertain, however, it appears she's bought out an entire jean factory and is currently wearing all of them.😅

She’s an OLD woman! The body can’t keep up with the plastic surgery!

Worth 100s of millions and dresses like a homeless person, more mental illness on the left

She's an old lady, tryin to be a teenager.

She's trying to pretend she's still young and not a Frankensteined granny who's been ran through by every phallic object she could find for the past 40 years.

She’s a rebellious juvenile delinquent in an old body

She's showing off the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lack of

I'm betting she just had another inadvisable cosmetic procedure done.

Just stopping in for a touch-up

Maybe she went to Fashion Week in Paris...

these people think they are still relevant and they will do anything to have the gossip press talk about them. So she covers her face, walk funny pretend to be God knows what. They all belong to a dustbin.

A lifetime of plastic surgery caught up with her

The original Madonna

She looks Hillary-ed.

Shes terrified of not being noticed

The fruits of a satanic life.

It’s not the age, it’s the mileage!

I think her demon is getting tired of trying to keep her alive

Older and fuglier...

@Margar1963 She needs to grow the fvck up. She acts and dresses like a 15 yr old boy.

Madonna hasn't had anything going on since about '92.

I mean, she's like 107 years old. She probably missed one of her youth retention rituals she needs to keep up with. Sucking the life and soul from small children is quite taxing you know.

In her defense, as an ancient Roman sockpuppet philosopher, it's a fucking bitch walking on cobblestones at any age...

Who cares?