Whats his cowboy name?

Wild Bill Hamhock

Biggie the Kid.

Indians know him as waddles like duck

Fuck gun safety whats up with homeboys heart safety? Lol

Buffalo Blob

2 Bull Jackson. Named after the number of bulls required to make his belt.

Irving - the 142nd fastest gun in the west. (it's a song, look it up - the ballad of irving)

Diabetes Dan

Dinty Moore

That right there is Taco Tim, the fattest gunslinger this side of the Mesa Grande.