What's she training for?

She wants to identify as a Pit Bull.

Professional chiropractic patient.

One of my friends has a couple of these hanging from her bedroom ceiling. I always wondered what they were for.

I think she's leaning towards identifying as an Apache Attack helicopter...

Chewing taffy

She preparing for a job in Bill Clintons private office

American Ninja Warrior, I believe!

Some train to be the helicopter pilot, others train to be the helicopter itself.

I bet she's hell in a corn on the cob eating contest...

Preparing for the family function where aunties ask, "So... when are you getting married?" 😭

Just for this moment

@TheDavidWeck the way she directs her arms and hands to move faster :)

My first honest take is Cirque, but the comments here have me questioning many other things besides her choice in training venue...

now u know...

I don’t know, but I don’t think I want her near my junk!

Now imagine a boy who thinks he’s a girl…

Dagone.. think she can walk after that spin? 🤔

To go back in time? Lol

Going to the dentist.

Circus trapeze artist.

Marriage

I think she's getting ready to vomit.

IDK but I can see her at home with a dog toy in her mouth and someone on the other end playing tug-o-war with her. 😂🤣😂🤣

The old me would have said something like, “to be a better a spinner.” I’m so glad I’m not that guy anymore.

It would be an awesome commercial for dental implants.😝

Pretty sure it was that

A dental implants commercial?

I believe CTE dementia brought in by brain compression due to centrifugal force. But, I’m not a doctor, nor a Supreme Court justice, so I know nothing.

maybe...

Probably just training to avoid all these timelines 😂

Being a great girlfriend/wife to someone……

How to make us all dizzy obvs.

Organ grinding

Ed Sullivan.... psst, don't tell her.