What’s that lump in the front called?

Not a camel toe.... ...not a moose knuckle... ...that's a hippo hoof.

Birth control

Which lump, I started to count then I had to clean the vomit off my keyboard.

This is the last thing a cake sees

It’s sad. Glorifying poor health. And before I get the “how do you know she’s unhealthy comments “… I guarantee she has numerous health issues throughout her body.

That is her stomach hanging over her fupa

That's her backup stomach. When one gets full, she switches over to the lower one. No need to wait on pesky digestion. Maximum intake achieved.

The gunt

The official word is Gunt bottom line.