What's your best Chuck Norris joke?

best to hear it from the man himself🤣🤣

Chuck vs Dan

You have one here

Chuck Norris and Superman fought once, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of his pants

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. you picked up the wrong phone🫵🏽

Chuck Norris can speak French. In German.

How cool is this! Chuck Norris 11 years apart telling the same legendary "joke". Wearing the same hat too

Chuck Norris has a diary……. It’s called the Guinness book of World Records

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born