What's your choice?

Probably sandpaper. Then it’s just like a gas station bathroom.

We are finally in the age of peak content. Definitely not just AI shitposting.

Definitely cactus. That's easily redeemable by plucking off the spines.

Grater or sandpaper. They can both be turned backwards and used without hurting you 😂

The decorative towel next to the sink.

The sandpaper would be superior to most products currently found in typical commercial or public restrooms.

The cactus or the sandpaper...on the non-abrasive side

If you were in the army send paper should be another day for you

What? Y’all don’t already use sandpaper?

Definitely take the cactus, it's not going to have thorns on both sides, how would that even work lol

I see you have been in the bathroom at my work.

The lava one turned into real tissue paper at the end. I think I’ll take that one…

My choice is swamp ass

Ass art.😂

grew up in 70's & 80's. those options are nothing compared to the school toilet paper we had to use at the time. only thing that was good for was tracing paper

Jesus man #yikes

The bit of paper that formed when you broke off the lava paper.

Sandpaper is the obvious choice.

Sandpaper would work better than regular toilet paper.

Making a strong case for bidets here...

I'm flabbergasted that they're only using one ply ...

back of the sandpaper which is normal smooth paper, or just don’t wipe until you get home and use bidet

Cactus or sandpaper. Only one side sucks.

my choice? sanity, and not using AI

What? Grab some grass from outside.

Damn I’m butt hurt 😞

keep my ass healthy

Sandpaper probably feel’s heavenly.

Sandpaper or Cheese Grater. At least they have "friendly" sides.

Sand paper

clanker

The cactus one because I can always remove peaks...

Sandpaper, 4000 grit.

well my hairy bhole is toilet paper shredder. this might just make it a fair fight :)