What's your favorite Scottish word for vagina?

I'm sorry at 59 years of age I have never heard "penis fly trap" why have I been denied this?

Theyre all great. My only hope is that someone with Tourette's sees this and gets a whole new vocabulary.

This calls for the “Special Occasion” meme

Ok, I was gonna say penis fly trap was the obviously best one, but the Notorious VAG complicated things

The algorithm has decided I would like to see this... I am now questioning my life choices

Minge has always had a special place in my heart.

Penis Flytrap, I'm done!

Stench quench 💥 Mom's glove box 💥 Notorious V.A.G.

Marinate the nether rod. In the squish mitten 🎶🎧🎶 🫪😆

These are English words.

It all sounds great in a Scottish lady's accent. I would love to hear her say ARBY'S ROAST BEEF SANDWICH WITH HORSEY SAUCE.

Penis fly trap made me lol. The Aussies are like this too all sorts of names 😂. Cunt is the word I used to say the most as you can call everyone that and it's normal.

Penis Flytrap or Baby Cannon, without a doubt

Love it! 🔥

A lot of those are used in America too, but tbh they do sound spectacular in a Scottish accent.

Penis fly trap 🤣

Stench Trench got me laughing...

Is this the new Scottish prime minister?

Sausage wallet. Love it!

Meat wallet wins.

Cock socket gets the win from me 😂

Nicola Sturgeon

aah he heee, i love Boy-George he speaks funny :))

notorious V.A.G. 😂 saved, will use some of these

I was just laughing about the "A True Scotsman" fallacy lol

My fave is Starmer.

Penis Fly Trap 🤣 🏆

Don’t know what’s worse that accent or her overall look

You've got to love the Scotts with their slang. Hilarious.

Penis Fly Trap 😆🏆

Everybody welcome to the stage, The Notorious V.A.G. lololol