What's your getting up routine?

Serial killler behavior

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You know this poor guys parents were whackos

When the beds in the corner of the room it’s at moms house.

Air out your sheets pull them back for a hour to allow moisture and heat to escape then make it.

Dude has 6 pillows so he can kick 4 of them off the bed as soon as he gets into bed. >_> I have no idea what exactly drives this person. It clearly isn't a love of efficiency.

AC unit positioning is god tier

That’s my wife’s job so I wouldn’t know. She has to make sure the 800 pillows on the bed are perfect.

He is gonna be a great dad 😂

The first thing I do or try to do without forgetting is to pray and give thanks for waking up.

I had one pillow at any given time my entire life until I got married. This dude has six for a twin-size bed.

He is wearing socks to bed, that says it all! Lol

Inefficiency at its finest

Yeah until you wake up with shit all over the room like me. Not an option.

Shoving cats off me to pee and then pray

This man has never seen the inside of a vahg since he climbed out all those years ago

I throw my covers to the side.. I get up and go to the bathroom to piss.. then I come back in the bedroom and get dressed knowing my bed will be ready for me when I am. Because this is what a man does.. not a Beta. This guy is embarrassing and obviously had his balls clipped by his preeent or past gf.

Life hack! 😂🤣 can you imagine if he had his toothbrush under his pillow?!

@GoodGriefsYT you should spread awareness

You accomplish something even before you walk the earth. Legendary

Too many useless pillows and he's single 😪

Nope. Not without coffee.

How do you air out the sheets after a night of night sweating? Asking for a female friend over forty?

...you need to get a hobby...

When I wake up I’m drooling so…

Oh the single days

First thing to hit the ground are my knees thanking God for another day and asking Him to bless the one ahead.

He must be military or something. Coffee is first priority, has been since college

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to sleep over at this guy’s house ladies? 😂

i showed this to my wife and she gasped

Coffee. Coffee is the first thing.

Grinders really off having their beds made. Says he gets a "rush" from it. What a dork.

Not military appropriate.

Someone is clearly a morning person.