What’s your next move?

We're going to discuss the Green New Deal 🤣

"May you please step to the front door please?" Bless his heart. He was really trying.

Come on inside "officer". I've been preparing for your arrival.

real reaction. call police, conduct METT-T, move to eliminate or reduce threat. He picked the wrong house. Funny reaction. tell him you need a supervisor and a translator for English until he loses his mind.

Grab my mossberg and call the actual cops

It’s be a shame if I knew where he was on the other side of the wall

Considering his brandishing a firearm and I’ve clearly identified that he is not the police. I would be calling for an ambulance to pick him up off my porch.