“When a White Guy Says Something that Makes Me Remember They’re White”…

“Can I call you back? I’m at a restaurant. Don’t want to be rude and obnoxious to everyone else here.”

-Let me put a belt on. -It’s 6am, I got to get up for work. -Hey kids! Dad is home! -I need a new pair of work boots. -Excuse me. Sorry. -How much do I owe you? Can you break a $20 bill? -I have great credit. -may I ask you something? -Earl Earned an Iron Urn.

"I can pay rent without stealing..."

“I can’t buy these Nike’s, I have to make a car payment.”

I asked my CPA how much I could put in my Roth IRA this year.

The last one 🙊

“I didn’t do that for months, I didn’t drop a bomb on Paris, I asked for surrender five times before we attacked Warsaw. EVERYTHING WAS REFUSED. I asked the women and children be sent out of the area. Not even the parliamentarian was received, everything was rejected.” -White guy

“I can breathe” 💀

The last one 💀

Keep it civil

Ask

lol that is so bad...

There is something seriously wrong with me that I laugh at all your stupid jokes.

Please. Thank you.

That’s great

@Brospeare

💯💯💯

lmfaooo

“It’s not funny. It’s a fun-knee. Haha! Get it?” 🧔🏼‍♂️

@8A7N3Y

Jajajajajja

Shut your mouth or we will take our constitution back and all the rights “we” gave “you”.

“I brought my headphones.” “Quiet buddy. We’re trying to watch the movie!”

Let’s fight 1 v 1

Daddy's home!!!