When did being a DJ make you like a God walk me through this

Aren’t you dating a skateboarder?

Not bad, could use a bit more umpf on the build up. Id give it a small joke book #redban

Did you really need to put this guy on blast simply because he shot his shot and you needed to let the world know how beneath you he was, a mere DJ?

being mad at people for working in this shit economy is wild. good for you boo.

I don't know; this is pretty cool. RIP DJ AM

He had to shoot his shot. He probably adores you. Imagine if you went to go watch him play and he just totally swept you off your feet. Is that so bad?

God wouldn't hit on you.

well said! bravo! bravo!

That guy being a d-bag had nothing to do with him also being a dj. Correlation is not causation. There are people who enjoy dj's and that's ok.

All of the top DJs produce their own music. If they aren't playing their own music, they're playing music by another DJ. The songs don't just spawn into existence.

DJ became a god the day someone figured out they could charge $40 for a drink and blame the bass. I have cross-examined worse theories.

Who tf thinks this? Really?

Facts

Career opportunities. You, Whitney, could have been the greatest potential DJ of all time. Your DJ friend, let's call him DJ, could have played some of your comedy clips on the radio and at the various events that he DJ's at.

Part of it is that most people have no idea what a DJ is actually doing, clearly yourself included.

You’re lucky you’re being asked out at all. I didn’t even recognize you.

God is a D.J.

Just think back to when you were a retarded liberal, and all those retarded, senseless policies sounded reasonable to you. That’s the fog of consciousness of people who think DJs are celebrities.

When did doing nothing make you worry a shit

Wouldn’t open with it

I asked a DJ how long I'd have to wait for my song, and the response was angerily telling me she's not a juke box. I was just curious what the wait would be since I wanted to stay for it.

DJs peaked in 2013. Your age is showing.

You should have went along with it, Whitney. Shaq is a DJ. That's all one needs to know. Weirdly, it's very big in Europe. All that techno and trance music is still a thing there. I find that oddly fascinating. Me, I'm just listening to Imagine Dragons and old school rap like I'm Chet fucking Hanks. Btw, that guy fucking Dan of Imagine Dragons is like a gym bro who just dances around on stage all beefed out on beef liver concentrate. I fucking love it. Do you know him personally? I think he should get super jacked so he can barely move his body and then just sing the songs. I'd pay to watch that.

Or a ballerina horse girl because she has a nice walk.

He must not have had abs or Fabio hair. Women love the Fabio hair and abs

Agreed! I thought about that the other day. An MC is cooler somewhat, they hype people up. An MC can scratch and make new sounds.

They definitely do more than play other people's music. If they're real.

If you actually produce music as a DJ, that’s one thing, if not you’re basically a cover band