When he wakes with a “boner” 🦴

Trust me, that just means he has to pee.

Really? Like really?

Just a heads up ladies, I've only realized a few years ago myself that morning sex IS THE BEST sex of the day. Our bladders are full = quick and easy multiple orgasms with minimal effort from the man and ourselves. I also suggest doing it with your tummy down. It will blow your mind High cortisol = a beautiful orgasm and touches from our men will bring that down quickly. And the intimacy will just set both of your days so well.

Oh, thank you for this well-detailed comment. You hit it 🎯

@kme573 And this is how you get UTIs. They are not something to take lightly. Always pee before and after sex. Dont play games. It may literally kill you

@omoAgba_ 🤣 i find it interesting when people talk about UTI's with sex. Maybe I'm an exception but it's also old medicine talk. However, I do take a shower after because I'm sweating and dirty.

Morning wood is a health signal for men. Good indication of overall system firing on all cylinders

You got that right there. Man got to fire on all cylinders fr 🎯

my man!

No thanks. It just means he has to go to the bathroom.

Bathroom, lols 😂

If you’re over 60 and you get a boner, don’t waste it, even if you’re alone.

Broooooo, you are sidelining 60+ men. Cmon some are still active than some -60s😂😂😂

Not sidelining anyone, my point, never waste one.

Copy that 😂

Wow-she sounds like a real freak in the sack

“Real freak in the sack” makes me cringe 😬

It's a boner. It'll be there tomorrow. Relax.

Chai. Tomorrow is longggg😂

Waking up my gf to show her this, wish me luck🤞 *Update, my funeral is on Monday

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your gf is gonna eat your bone so bad, wishing you both luck before Monday

Waking up with morning wood means I have to piss like a race horse.

It's a win win, you have sex, the you get to pee and clear out. She's right guys.

You got the point

Wow...morning wood is testosterone??? 🤣🤣 Doll, it is the way a man's body can deter urination while sleeping. 😉

Usually, I let him go to the bathroom after he's finished, so I can unload all that buildup he's got in him overnight.

Chai. I think the way you let him download and reload works for you and it’s beautiful. Keep it on Anny

Umm not in your late 50s. Means its piss time. Sorry ladies. 😂

What the 😂😂😂

🤷‍♂️ 😂

It also means I gotta pee

Got me sold.

Someone needs a buy-back😀

well, instant minute just-in-time can also save you from lot of long-lasting issues and distractions when you desperatelly need to concentrate to work flow; cheers; ))

Is 7alken describing a “quickie” to function for the day?👁️👁️😂

Swears... A sign of healthy living

Uh...no.

😂😂🫣

Its actually because his bladder full, but fuck him still regardless.

Gotta start the day off right 💕

Damn 😀😀😀😀🙈

Interesting 🤔💯

💯

I need this bitch to friend my wife. Seriously.

oh he has to take a big horse piss

Then get back and do the other piss in her😂

Hes not turned on he has to pee take it from a guy

Man is not peeing 😂

just have some mouthwash next to the bed and make sure you take a leak before bed, can't do anything with a piss boner and bad breath, but yeah being single and waking up with wood every day make you fill like such a waste haha

@foxinsidethebox

That moment can be kinda funny tho, like a surprise wake-up call, right

The 🦴goes away as soon as that inbox is checked no cap

“No cap” 🧢

@Osai_the3rd Nope it means he’s gotta take a piss lol 😝

Afraid not! He needs to piss then he'll have sex with u🤣

Drapes.

🫣

That’s one way of looking at it, but rewarding the early morning testosterone spike with instant gratification teaches your internal reward system that you don’t have to work today. So you might have a connection moment, but then a male’s energy and motivation levels are lower for the day.

This is just pathetic. This culture is so lust-driven its really sad. Sex is nobody's business but the couple having it. If you need to have sex every day, you have put something very weak as a foundation in your relationship. Real sex happens spontaneously when both people are in the mood for it. So tired of broken, overly-sexualized people acting like therapist/gurus...

all healthy guys in 🌍..Best PSA ever!" 🦴