When I realized Haaland only fears one person..

The only person he fears is himself and here’s the proof:

Himself...

Even two goalkeepers cannot save it 😂

WTF???? ok I'm officially following football more now. That's insane?? was that real?

My favorite clip shows him scratching his balls on his way to drink the rival goalie's water.

Haaland must have a vertical leap like Michael Jordan.

Astounding speed,agility and power play are so well mixed in Haaland that opponents find it difficult to block him because he is playing an unorthodox game which has bamboozled opponents.

I WISH Haaland and Vidic played at the same time, just so I can see what mad plan Nermanja had in mind to stop him 😂 Imo, don’t get CBs like Vidic anymore ;-;

He's ugly cute with charisma for days.

With more guys like this, Americans might actually watch more soccer.

He'll be fearing Odin when he gets his ass back here! Odin don't play with warriors who go AWOL!

His dad was great but I can just imagine how proud(and maybe a bit jealous) of him he is!!! I would be ecstatic!!

Despite Haaland's physical dominance, Martínez has effectively neutralized the Norwegian forward in several encounters, heavily relying on defensive intelligence, positioning, and aggressive ground contacts.

His MUM

Can someone genuinely explain to me how there were no consequences for this? 🫣

who does Haaland fear? Haaland?

I'm 63 years old and I have a crush

The FIFA allows too much WNBA antics. These antics keep the scoring low.

He fears no one. Natalie

He is hilarious 😂.

All these super macho videos are so fucking stupid that even if you're already rooting for a player, they end up making you see him as the bad guy

Haaland will be neutralized here.

All these super macho videos are so fucking stupid that even if you're already rooting for a player, they end up making you see him as the bad guy

This man hopefully!

Así es, al Cuti Romero 🇦🇷

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