When Idiots Collide

People forget the early Vipers didnt have traction control, limited slip differential, antisocial brakes, or really anything. Its just you and your hairy balls driving thay thing.

I'm kinda sad for that Viper (just the car/not the owner). Not many of these authentic, oldschool cars on the road.

My brother worked at a Dodge dealer as a mechanic on these things, he said 75% never make it home from the dealer without crashing.

"Nascar driver from the UK!" - lol, all righty then.

That Viper survived all these years, instantly ruined by a dumb ass.

Lmao SHRIMP DICK

An Acura and a 1st gen Viper??!!! You just knew that someone was gonna crash. I was betting on the Viper. And I was right. Those cars are worse than Mustangs and their drivers. Because most guys that buy Vipers really can't handle them.

High on their own inflated egos🫤

He won the 100 yd dash!

@SteveInman Much like the challenger, the viper was a decent looking car on the outside, with a total pile of shit suspension and brakes underneath. That’s right, all you ghetto dwellers with yours scats: they are pieces of junk with a family sedan 4-link. Sorry to burst your bubble.

@SteveInman Ouch

A friend of mine's kid rented a Viper for his wedding. After the wedding, he and his bride got in the car. He started itup, floored it, lost control, and smashed into several of the wedding guests' cars.

WTF?

Drag racing. Not as easy as it looks.

😂

Viper guy should have just watched Ricerboi drive off and laughed at the fool.

Viper and it's untameable RWD. Classic

Poor car

@SteveInman 🤢🤢 that poor Viper.

He caught his dick in the steering wheel

@SteveInman @ricermiata12 JUNK!!

And it's forever. The internet never forgets!

Jerry WASNT a race car driver!

Viper means small dick in assholistan

Just because your daddy can afford it, doesn't mean you can properly operate it...

Priceless.

I witnessed the same exact thing happen to a silver and black Viper ACR back in ~2002. Lost control at 60+ on a street race and split a telephone pole in half. Car landed up on it's side.. scary

What An Unskilled Idiot.

Excellent use of Primus!

@SteveInman Ran out of talent through the intersection.