When knocking on the drill instructor’s hatch goes wrong

I could never become a soldier, having these clowns screaming at me like that would make me burst out laughing

The Army is a drill-circus at this point. Idiocracy approaching.

this why i never even bothered with the military if all these dudes swarmed me and started yelling like that i would just start laughing and probably continue to laugh while they beat my ass and then i'd just get kicked out my lack of respect for authority is too large

Why don’t they just chill out and talk to him like a normal human?

Idk why this just reminds me of:

I don't care for any military propaganda but this is hilarious

The kid holding onto it 😭

A 92-year-old older brother says goodbye to his younger brother 💔

anyone else find drill sergeants hella cringy. I remember in boot I had to do my best to hold in my laughter when they pulled these stunts. Are you going to kick my ass? Then I’ll be scared. But just yelling randomly like a Karen at target isn’t that big of a deal

The way her eyes lit up when she saw her parents 😭❤️

veterans know, they would have jumped on his ass however he knocked 🤣

You don’t wanna know how dangerous those ropes can be…

I never understood the point of a guy being hired to just ba a screaming mentor to solders. Like I get you need discipline but that’s just screaming for screaming

This is actually kinda retarded

Yelling in someone’s face that close without a Covid mask…

Something doesn’t add up. Marine recruits don’t wear civilian clothes.

It’s all so dumb and performative

Very performative

I couldn’t do this. I literally would have a shit eating grin on my face. I just can’t I would get the giggles.

"Now, why did you need to known on our hatch, recruit?" 'Sir, recruit Gonzales is choking on smuggled contraband food, sir!'

I assume this is JROTC maybe even Young Marines program the kid is in civs and none of The Drill Instructors are wearing duty belts

Gay af

This looks like a skit by the local am dram group

not a single brain cell among them

I love hearing all the soy boys saying they'd resist or laugh in this situation. Little boys don't know a damn thing about life 😆

There are a few things .. off. Where are the DI duty belts? Why is this kid in civvies? That layout doesn't look like a barracks. At least not Parris Island. The doorway ('hatch') to the DIs was in a hallway with the doorway to the head, not facing the squadbay. What's going on here?

“I would laugh my ass off lol”, said basement warriors who’ve never faced a confrontation in their life, let alone a big mean bastard screaming in your face

Feels gay to me

In boot camp, I hit it so hard while they screamed at me, they shut up from how hard I hit it, and not only did they answer my question but they also gave me ice when I finished cause it was swollen red XD

Like seagulls. But they can’t attack you because they’ll get in trouble.

They're like a bunch of chihuahuas lmfao. I would have a hard time not laughing and telling them that they're funny, and I can't take them serious lol. Yes I know I'll do some running and push ups for laughing in their face.

ngl i could feel the fear through the screen.