When Lynette said "We're going to protect our son," she meant at ALL COSTS. Lynette fighting off cougars left and right to protect her teen son… Wisteria Lane was truly wild for this 💀 watch till the end. 🍿

Lynette wasn't trying to control her son's life, she was trying to protect him from a situation she believed he wasn't mature enough to navigate. That's what makes her reaction feel so real.

Lynette didn’t just fight the cougars… she put the whole species on the endangered list. 😭

Dating a cougar in Wisteria Lane always comes with maximum drama. Porter was WAY out of his depth! 😳

Lynette was out here treating cougars like they were trespassing on private property

The way Lynette treated those cougars like they were actual wild animals will never not be iconic.

Wisteria Lane always found a way to turn everything into chaos.

Lynette fighting off grown women for her teenage son is peak Wisteria Lane.

Lynette was not playing when it came to protecting her son.

The way she treated those cougars like they were breaking into her house iconic

Bro really thought he could date a cougar on Wisteria Lane. 😭

I don’t like cougars. So Lynette’s reaction was no strange to me

She didn’t just go mama bear… she went full military campaign.

The way she goes full mama bear on anyone who looks at Porter wrong is still one of the best parts of the show.

she’s not a cougar, she’s a pedophile

I’m seeing episodes I never seen before wtf

She should be arrested, I don't understand what the drama is for. That's no way to run from an abusive relationship

Lynette really said mama bear mode: activated Wisteria Lane never stays normal for long.

Lynette didn’t just protect her son… she declared war on the entire cougar population of Wisteria Lane Porter never stood a chance.

Lynette is the best character on that show. You don’t want to mess with her kids.

Lynette didn’t just protect her son… she went full mama bear and declared war on every cougar on Wisteria Lane 😭💀

@CineDiscours Lynette wasn’t protecting her son… she was clearing the entire street.

Porter was the worst son. Poster child for birth control. Tom Scavo being a doormat idiot and Lynette being an overbearing tryant, match made in hell

Lynette never backed down when her kids were involved.

Lynette don’t play about her kids 💀

Both the man and his wife would be sent to prison in real life. The woman for pedophilia the man for assault

Didn’t get get Julie pregnant too??

She really need to go hard on them cougars

😭😭😭😭 Lynette didn’t play though

Wow this is such great acting

She learned to fight in prison.

I usually don’t agree with a man beating on a bitch but um that woman a rapist. Fucking around with a teenage and then get pregnant and the mama the one should’ve took that pedo thru there instead of trying keep things a wrap. Lock that bitch up

This was a frustrating storyline for me to watch 😮‍💨 Anne was a nasty old bitch but I hate her husband even more for brutalizing her the moment Lynette left the room. I don’t think she was really pregnant but if she was he would’ve killed that child. He got off unscathed

Im with the husband on this one. She earned that ass whooping.

lynette said:

How sick

Lynette is male.

I would’ve called the police anyway both yall asses going to jail

C’est la réaction normal d’une mère vis à vis des pedos

Show or not this is classic grimy mayo behavior