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When MTG is on your flight

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urban myths, legends2 年前

When MTG is on your flight, get off the plane and take a bus.

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🗞HiphOperaGanda🎨2 年前

#Art

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HRL2 年前

terrible, simply terrible ... kick her off your flight, ma'am.

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Toni Work-In-Progress L❄️u2 年前

"I'll give you all the white zinfandel you want." 🤣

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@K2squared.bsky.social2 年前

I wanna be an Air Marshal!

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 J2 年前

Hahaha 👋🏼 I’ll be that Air Marshal, fucking please let me!!!

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ThatHanselGuy2 年前

"Defund the airline! Make all flights with destination Moskow. Impeach the pilot, retire his licence because for me it's not a pilot with 50k fly/hours and all the required certifications" Everything electric on board should be powered by oil."

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blueflymedia.eth | UX Designer & Dev Ninja 🥷2 年前

absolute GOLD jerry! GOLD

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Doesn’t tolerate willful ignorance2 年前

Duct tape has multiple uses. Just sayin’.

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Congress We Object2 年前

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Please educated your kid. This is not something normalize. When others also pay for their ticket flight. The way you handled your kid, it show your not enough educated, not enough respect, and no attitude on yourself.
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