when people ask why i don’t date, it’s because of this

“seven of my male friends” line KILLED me. once i went out with someone i had had a massive crush on for ages. i don’t think i had ever been more excited in my life. then he invited some friends to join later and also openly spoke about another girl he wanted to hook up with.

"wow you like that thing? How terrible..." its like some dudes aren't even trying to have a good date lol

I went on a date with this guy in like…. 2011 and he was wearing Capri pants

correct about a dr. pepper tho

I’m just grateful for the fact they used POV correctly

The only way this could get more accurate is that he’d have a hat with *a lot of personality* on

Well what’s the old saying about choices and consequences. Plus I don’t think you like men lol 😂 cause that ain’t one

ts sent me