When People Don’t Understand Averages

Ryan Long - Problem Solved (FULL STANDUP SPECIAL)

Wait till you tell them about per capita.

I wonder if we are going to see the pitbull apologists here. The only group worse than vegans.

On average, average people don’t understand averages. We must put an end to this social injustice. 😤

“You MAGA guys are like so wrong. I have a rescue pit named Baxter who is totally amazing with children!!!” Nurse with sleeve tattoo wearing a surgical mask walking Baxter at the park after watching this bit. Nurse mouth kisses Baxter multiple times a day.

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People who don't understand that also think you made a sentence about absolutes when you used words like, "Maybe," "About," etc.

I knew a guy that hit on 19 and got 2 so now I always hit on 19. Always.

You guys are the greatest…😂🤣

How many blues did you take before recording bro