when people talk about their rescue pets

Definitely asking for hickory nut gorge green salamander for christmas now

"probably a raccoon" had me spit my beverage all over my computer" 👉💀

the writing is immaculate

We found sounds that dogs love and put them in our newest toys. Here's a hint: 🐭🐿️

Our Philly fent street dog

“He went down in the south tower” 🤣🤣

This escalated quicker than usual

This template of two dudes who keep feeling the need to one up each other and feed their ego about how righteous they are really slaps good sir. Thank you for the ongoing lulz Andrew

🗣️ That’s Avian First-Aid 😂🤣😂

“salamander spawn splooge” i haven’t heard that phrase since that May 1986 issue of National Geographic i found on my uncle’s coffee table

“You said Dogspice?” 😂😂😂