When she predicted that Oppenheimer will win Best Picture only to be corrected by the interviewer

The most hilarious things Dakota Johnson has said on the Madame Web press tour A THREAD 🧵

When she said she's seen exactly 4% of the Marvel movies

When she suggested she should get an Oscar for her stunt driving in Madame Web

When she did this Nepo Baby truce with Please Don't Destroy from SNL (John and Martin's dads are both famous SNL producers)

When Kelly and Ryan told her she will be doing 35 Marvel movies for the rest of her life

When she very accurately named all three MCU Spider-Man movies

When she revealed she is constantly trying to get her best friend arrested

When Jimmy Fallon tried to tease Spider-Man but she scribbled it out to write “Madame Web” instead

When an actual earthquake interrupted her interview with ET

Of course I have to include her iconic reaction to the “researching Spiders in the Amazon” line going viral

When Elizabeth Olsen told her she had a great Marvel experience and Dakota lowkey thought she was in the MCU

When she was asked which female Marvel movie character she liked the most and she didn’t say any (even though she’s friends with Scarlet Witch 😭)

When she quipped on SNL that Madame Web is like “if AI generated your boyfriend’s perfect movie”

When she revealed she is a fan of Bully Maguire and wants to bring him back

Congrats on making it to the end! 🎉 To cap off this sarcastic thread, here’s Dakota saying she is in fact NOT a sarcastic person If you enjoyed this thread, please follow for NEW MOVIE threads every week! 😁🧡 Up next week…

Next week I’m posting the funniest moments from the Dune press tour 😮 Featuring Rebecca Ferguson being endlessly iconic So follow for that and I'll see you then! 👋

Bonus clips! Reminder that Dakota Johnson is the same person who gave us this iconic moment with Ellen

When she was thrilled to play with a Tom Holland action figure

When she appeared totally unconcerned about Spider-Man not appearing in her movie

When she showed Seth Meyers what her reaction to a surprise party would be

When she revealed her favourite Spider-Man is Tobey Maguire

When she said Madame Web was the same as the Fifty Shades of Grey movies but with more clothes on

This entire thread becomes even funnier when you realise she claimed she’s “always really loved Marvel movies” in the first promo video, and then spent the entire press tour admitting she’s barely seen any of them

I need people to know that the actual movie has the same chaotic energy as the press tour

Have decided to also make a thread of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in Madame Web Working on it now, there’s so much insane stuff, the below is just a taste Follow for that and I’ll see you then 👋

And if you watched Madame Web and were confused who the character were, here's a guide to them!

And finally, when she revealed that she hasn't even watched Madame Web!