When women turn 30 😭😭

Not one moment of self realization. No accountability for her life 😂 Even their jokes show this

All self-inflicted by the way

The lesson here is that you don’t spend your 20s running around and “find yourself” because the self you find ends up being one of these.

Package 5: get married young to a good man who your father and brothers approve of, do everything possible to be a good wife, and build an awesome family. “But he might fail me!” .. yeah, if you want to let your life be controlled by fear, that’s packages 1 - 4.

Can’t feel bad because for an attractive woman their 20s is filled with an abundance of opportunities

“We’re running out of options here!” 🤣

The favorite playbook: Find a 35yo guy with a house and decent income. Not a millionaire, just average enough to manage. Marry him, manipulate him, withhold sex, and keep him miserable while he funds the entire life. Simple, cold, and calculated.

29 is in your 20s though Get that sugar package STAT 😹

women in their late-20s watching this: "not me! I'm different!"

The 20’s packages: 1. You look for a husband and get married, but you have to skip college 2. Go to college, get a bunch of BFs, get a good job, but your Boomer boss hits on you and prevents you from going up if you don’t sleep with him 3. Sugar Baby / OF / Stipper

This should be a weekly show

This is what is actually happening. Sadly.

Exactly. All i heard was NO ACCOUNTABILITY!!! COMPLETE ENTITLEMENT AND VICTIMHOOD. MODERN WIMEN SUCK!!!

Men’s lives start at 30 just as our bodies start giving out 😢

How ridiculous women have it better than ever The men’s situation is way worse.

This is true lol ! The wall hits hard & women (some) dont know they hitting it…. Men hit the wall too but not as hard & older in years usually

You did it to yourself. 🤷

At least the patriarchy is smashed now right?

How about just don’t be a hoe in your 20s find a good man and then your 30s are good

Sense of humor is trash!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Buy a Dog. Die alone. RIP the GodFather!!

Thank you for not reproducing.

If you wait till 30 to just begin trying to figure your life out you deserve what you get

This is exactly why we are repealing the 19th.

Get married early, have kids. Avoid the nonsense.

That’s depressing shit right there

Just saying, 🤔 😉 😁. That's what happens when women stop being ladies. FYI. Ladies read the bible seek God first. Jesus will open your heart , and the bible will tell you how to become a true woman.

Package 4 sounds perfect!! What’s the problem? 😁

Though choices 🤣🤣🤔 you cant have it all

Hahaha! I feel so sad for American women. They really are treated vile by men. Bless.

People are so creative to even think this script

Should have chosen the family package at 20.

At least she doesn’t kill her kids in any of these packages.

I'm in my mid 30s and none of these packages describe anyone I know. Still funny though!