When you are a thief - and pick the wrong house. 🙇‍♂️😬

My routine turns all the lights on as bright as possible and then Let the Bodies Hit the Floor plays at max volume.

🚨Your cozy home Wi-Fi could be a hacker's playground! * Weak passwords 🗝️ = Open door 🚪 * Outdated router ⏳ = Rusty lock 🔓 * Unsecured network 🔓 = Welcome mat for cybercriminals 👿 Your Security, Your Responsibility. Take it Seriously.

Red light at top of stairs paints too much light on the home owner imo

This is definitely for the owner's enjoyment

“Alexa, Stop” That’s the end of that bullshit, now where’s the money.

I would have lit everything but the high ground and managed from elevated darkness. For the record, I'm no expert in home defense or CQB, I just Larp on the side.

Real consequence 😂

Yay!!! Somebody walked into the wrong house!

Clowns are gonna be clowns

Outstanding

Yeah, I still like my 100# solid black GSD with his scary ass bark, better.