When you give a nerd a cookie…

But if you teach a nerd to cookie, you feed him for a lifetime.

woah

Giving a nerd billions is like sitting a starving man in front of a buffet. He’s going to eat himself to death.

If Jensen and Gates and the rest had gotten flattered (and laid) when they were younger, they wouldn't be so desperate for it now. But then again, there would be no Nvidia or Microsoft either.

Any man, given access, will do the same... it may take longer for some... it's a biological imperative to procreate.

you mean this nerd?

You spot on. High intelligence does not given you insight into manipulation, insincere interest, and overall human dynamics. They are easy targets.

Nobody gave him a cookie, or wealth beyond his imagination. He is a co-founder and ex-CEO of one of the most valuable companies in the history of man, making bleeding edge tech no one is even close to matching. Lot's of people cheat, and the women knew he was married.

yeah I mean the leather jacket should have been an indication he was in some sort of personal crisis

Omg so salty

Thank you, Maggie. This is fantastic. Cheers -

His persona backs this up. Still nerdy, but coached up swagger. He's trying too hard.

He's not that smart after all

"Hello, Regular Schmegular Mistresses dot com, what kind of illicit adventure can we get started for you today?"

I can’t blame no rich guy for having a mistress. All that ass thrown at you. Itd be a waste to turn it all down

What’s a regular mistress?

and... They all look like you! 😅

"give a nerd a cookie" he earned all of that and so did all of the other billionaires and without them nothing of the modern world would exist jeez, the moral superiority is crazy here

Ngl, agreed…for all the greatness that proceeds him, his choice in women to fk around with was absolutely retarded.

Damn your thumb curves backwards a lot

Yes I have a hitch hikers thumb

She’s jealous

No they just succubus

"When you give a nerd a nookie"

Mad foid

Wealth 🤑 and a cookie 🍪🍪🍪 haha 😅😆😅🤣😅😅😅🤣😅

So true.

we call them...

All I have heard was about 1 employee and 1 spy where did you get 2 more employees?

The heart wants what it wants...or else it does not care 🤔

Has nothing to do with nerds lol, any man, ANY MAN, given the power and immense wealth he was given, is gonna fuck multiple women lol. I would absolutely be lying to myself if I said "Oh man what was he thinking? I would never do that!" Humans are only as loyal as their options

jew Propaganda 🖕🏻🇮🇱👹💉☠️