When you go on a date with a Hyperliquid holder

Bro is shilling Hyperliquid better than Jeff

Imagine going on a date with a MSTR holder. Ok I’m done for today i love you, all jokes always 💚

you and pio pulled the same move🤣

bro 😭

Study Unicorns. Study convexity

Asking What was your name again after shilling hype to that lady is crazy 😆

She thinks it's a date. You think it's an opportunity to explain why you bought more during the dip.

The key is to say “this thing” a few more times

Hyperliquid guys are definitely bringing the whole portfolio to the date, liquidity be damned

my fav hyperliquid content creator XD

Yep that sums it up lol

Next day 🤣

she don’t get the internet monEy…

yep

A @spenders_club member spotted with a real woman

just borrow against your HYPE if you are illiquid😉

Tinder dates are the worst

He already had a long term relationship.

Hyperliquid 🗿

interesting conversations guaranteed tonight

classic

@Obesepotato_hl 😭

wtf you mean you are illiquid when you literally hold hyperliquid.

Never change Clemente

Bro banger

he's got conviction at least

bro failed his only chance

Lmao

clemente strikes again

they're checking the app under the table every time you order dessert

@Obesepotato_hl

Hypertinder

illiquid right now xD

Lmdaooo

🤣🤣