When you let the intrusive thoughts win--

His response is pretty amazing.

Playing the fart blame game to cover an ND is a bold tactic--

Did he just fire from his pocket

Dude turned into Vincent Vega.

I love how he blamed it on the guy that just left--

Just play it off bro.

He was reading the room the first few seconds--then the little devil guy on his shoulder whispered "you're golden man...run with it"

"Oh, I was bleeding when I walked in."

LOL yeah, don't pocket carry if you fidget.

yOu dOn'T nEeD a HoLsTeR--