when you randomly start choking on your own saliva

I contend this is one of the most underrated accounts on the internet : unless he has a massive TikTok following and I have no idea

Tortas over cemitas all day

lol so based, kills me

@kingxcutty me

Can relate to this 🫡

Poet. ❤️

life as an overthinker

Bravo!

Gold.

This one hit a little too close to home

these are funny

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. Friedrich Nietzsche

😂😂😂😂😂

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My dad always taught me to just look up at the birds. I tell my kids that, too, and it works. But then I miss going an anxiety-driven existential crisis, so there's that.

Nice this one goes hard.. keep it up!

forever favorite

Wtf....this hit me deep.

Hilarious

The Bitcoin rabbit hole is a limitless source of content for the neurotic overthinker.

I'm crying CRINE

I woke up from a deep sleep once because I was choking. When I finally managed to spit it out, it turns out I was choking… on a pocket of air stuck in my throat. Like how does that even happen

Can’t wait for Rousso➗ to drop so I can subscribe for $35 a month with ads

you're a true gem. thank you for the laughter you bring

me (english dweeb) and my texan wife love watching your bits… keep it up! for us…

Wonderful

Makes it worse when someone hits your back thinking it helps

A hominid with thumbs wearing polyester. Lmao