When your boyfriend is a trader🤣

Date night = candle night

Bro dates the charts

She wants love, he wants liquidity

The life you chose

Even his phone gets more attention

broke but the charts say we're winning 💬

and it's not even a meme coin trader one lol

She competes with the candles

y'all still using candle lit mood settings bro

Candlelight dinner with TradingView

He says "diamond hands" but won't hold my hand

cope and seethe i'm already diamond handed

he better be long term holding you

She needs a stop loss

bro every trader’s girlfriend lowkey a hodler

His real girlfriend is the chart

Hope he trades time for date nights too!

Red candles, red flags

Date night turned into chart night

abeg, trader dey carry last leg wey love suppose begin.

still waiting for the margin call honeymoon

when he exits the bag before you climax lol

Bro says one more trade

His love language is green candles

Arre wah bhaiya, paisa double ho gaya na

mon dieu, les amoureux du risque... toujours dramatique.

bet he greens up your heart rate too