When your friend buys a Jeep:

Buying a Jeep doesn't mean you know how to use it

It's funny because it's a paved road

If you're going to have a Jeep ... Make it a Jeep It's not made for the road

Emphasis on rides like shit.

Lol

you don't understand bro, just one more duck bro trust me, one more duck, that'll convince you bro trust me, one more duck

thats a lot of ducks

I love their marketing-“It’s a Jeep thing- you wouldn’t understand” No we don’t - we don’t understand since there are so many other better vehicles out there.

But it will let you collect a bunch of stupid rubber ducks

A woman told me she and her husband were JEEP people and I thought to myself, "Why?"

A real jeep. Uncomfortable as hell but it will go anywhere. 76 CJ-5.

Yep. That baby is for off-road and my bug out vehicle for when shit hits the fan. 🤣

The Death Wobble.

Only thing he’s gonna do is climb a snow mound in a parking lot and put duckies on the dash

My kids will tell you that I believe Jeep owners are the least qualified people to make decisions for anyone anywhere. They have bad judgement about everything, including the use of turn signals.

Because if you don’t understand having the T top off, riding in the GA/NC mountains with your best girl listening to old rock and roll looking for Big Foot; we just can’t help you.

You're supposed to do this with em.

It's none of these things....but it's the most fun vehicle you will ever own

The view out of the windshield is just abysmal dogshit with jeeps.

If you have extra money laying around, extra time to work on vehicles, a good friend with a truck and trailer than a jeep might be for you.... You are driving an overprice Chrysler that's barely capable of holding a dash full of rubber Ducks...

Owned Jeeps since 1981. Still lovin' my '95 Unlimited.

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People who make videos having conversations with themselves ought to shampoo my crotch.

Take it off road. You will enjoy it. Sunday drive 4/19:

My Land Rover has seen more mud and dirt and trails than most Jeep Rubicons will ever see in their life.

All true lol. But with everything else going on, can’t you just let people have one thing they enjoy? They don’t hurt anyone, they’re just a quirky community of people who love their jeeps. They take the ribbing with good humor. It’s irrational, but most love is. Why the hate?

Nice Wrangler. You ever take the top off? No.

I always wanted a Wrangler. Now I see every damn Jeep with a row of rubber duckies on its dash and I can't be a part of that cult.

As a Jeeping and off-roading legend, I can confirm.

This is kinda funny and apparently true judging from the comments, but at least they look different than every other jelly-bean looking appliance vehicle being sold today. Almost no interesting vehicles are being made anymore.

As a long time Jeep owner I can verify this is 98% correct. Some of us, do take our Jeeps offroad...sometimes

but they are gonna put a bunch of toys on the dash & look like a fool

If you want to get off road, take a Jeep. If you also want to get back home, take a Land Cruiser.

*Toyota FJ40 Land Cruiser enters chat

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Most jeeps do their offroading in a driveway. I see them all the time. They spend 80K for all of the gadgets and then drive around town. They would never take that thing offroad - it might get scratched!

90% of jeeps sold in the past 5 years are to women who have 30 rubber ducks on the dash