when you’re incompatible on core life goals

This is so New York-coded 💀💀💀 how could I ever fall in love with someone who lives an ENTIRE two miles away!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@NYCMayor can you fix this?

Ambiguously spiritual… I love you. You’re the voice of a new generation unfortunately they have earplugs in.

That wig is definitely at home in Brooklyn.

Immaculate

I thought they were going to move to Staten Island.

This is good writing. I love how it unfolds

Love can't pay my rent. I'm dying

“…Zohran can fix anything, but…he can’t fix this…” 😔

As someone who's lived in Hoboken...

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀

@PaulMission21

This hits hard and holds up: Ditmars Blvd to Bensonhurst easily takes 1h30 💔

all the momos 😂😂😂😂😂😂🫡

I understood this on a meta level but the joke logic is just too far fetched for me to be funny.

Now I need a map.

The funniest line was "Zohran can fix anything"