Whenever someone asks me how my day is going

The "diarrhea more often than not" part caught me off guard; I almost 😅snorted at how it was said.

I love that the teacher thought Steve was just excusing himself and after hearing Stan he just jumps out of the window

dont kill yourself

I hate when trying to explain that first 5-10 seconds or less of waking and your brain boots up, they think its alcohol talk or something. But sometimes it really just comes together all at once from a deep sleep.

hmmm.....

Stan real as fuck with that rant

Yeah pretty much nailed it

😭

Thank you.