Where is my Subaru. Subaru.

Was it expensive to screen this tweet on that 20ft flat screen high above the location you are tweeting from? #subarucommitment

Max in about four years time

It's ironic that Subaru backwards is urabus which is now how you are having to get around sunny London

Have you had a word with dirty Mike and the boys? They are known for this type of thing

Roberto Car Loss

This is what happens when you get the insurance which voids it if the person stealing your car spends more than $50 at McDonalds

Hope your not doing a ‘do your know who I am’ thing with the insurance company @maxrushden . Remember what happened to Harry maguire ! Good luck !

I’m not that brave

You should record a theme song for this campaign to rile up the public. I suggest basing it on this:

At this rate you'll be getting more mileage out of this story than the car itself