Which denomination would each SEC football program be

Kentucky??

Kentucky would have to be Catholic since we have a Pope.

A&M is the church of Scientology. That should have been a layup.

FWIW I guffawed at the Mormon joke.

The UT burn was good enough that I’ll forgive forgetting Kentucky

LSU is Presbyterian because no matter what happens we drinking

Mormon here, I got the joke 😂 Christians don’t think we are Christians while we do believe it. SEC doesn’t consider Vandy a part of the SEC but Vandy does

You've taken a hit today. You left Kentucky out. Mentioned the new guys, but you couldn't get one of the OGs.

Tennessee is seventh day Adventist because they refuse to play on Saturdays

I was waiting for LSU to be Catholic 😂