Which do you choose?

Oh no, Pagans are annoyed at me for posting this. What are they gonna do, convert to Christianity at me?

How do you choose the best picture in less time?

Stanza 69?? Was it the Johnson/Ligma translation?

Well, if you time it right… both.

there's a lot of dudes that would be happy just bleeding out n dying like this...

Mortally wounded in victory by the first and collapsing during the second seems reasonable.

Pink taco after winning a sword battle but being seriously wounded.

lol this is all a spoof. Good one though. There’s no such stanza in the Havamal. Stanza 69: A man is not wholly wretched, though he be in ill health; some are blessed with sons, some with kinsmen, some with sufficient wealth, some with deeds well done.

By sword fight they meant dick slapping another man in the dick

lol. Stanza 69.

I choose pink taco simply because I'm a modern man living in the 21st century.