Which gurl? I take number 1

what if they're all secretly the same person...

Decisions... decisions...

Me if God gave me a girlfriend be like:

The one that don't disapear when i take my pills.

"I will take number 1, for the sake of my sanity."

Because I feel like the German girl is a stereotype but since I never met one I don't know 😅

Can I just have them all

I go with.......the German for 2 reasons 1. I am unconsciously a masochist 2. Because I have a feeling I'm just gonna be given Jägermeister for each meal especially for dinner ........I'm just saying

My minds deep into Warhammer at the moment 🤣

Literally just married my German girlfriend... so since I'm already in Germany it would make sense to go for another one, right?

How dare he to not put the Pfandflaschen in the bag. He will just forget them again, and next time, he will most likely forget them again again. Now we have two bags full of Pfandflaschen.

Nummer eins......🤔🫢

I think I'll go German. Every word might've been saturated in aggression, but they weren't unkind or dangerous.

the "VERY German" Girl!!!

I'll be in the basement if you need me

we know what I'd pick...

Heil yandere!

Number 3 please,I like when they're crazy

Prefiro ficar solteiro kkkk

Can't we just pick all of them?

I’m a be honest in this dating climate just give me the yandere I’ll take it 100% of the times

"I would never simp." *A wild Lotta appears* "At your service my queen."

dealing with the German yelling might be the best option

Bread, cheese, sausage and butter?? sign me the HELL up!

Yandere, no doubt. She has such a high opinion of bro, thinking that only the slightest hint of oberservation is enough to send women after him T _ T. True love is adoring your partner, and Yandere GF thinks the world of you. Find yourself a girl that thinks like that about you.

Dated worse

You didn’t even get halfway through the word yandere before my mind was made up omegalul

Rosalina will always be my partner until I get a real one