Which midlife crisis will you chose:

I've made my choice

for guys: smoking meat for girls: tattoos & being a whore

Hobbies are a mid-life crisis?

My midlife crisis was plastic surgery. The gift that kept on giving. Now I am old as shit and still getting unwanted attention from young men for whom I have neither the patience nor energy. We get old and ugly for a reason, cuz we are too tired to live up to the hype.

Sorry it worked so well for you.

Right? I am pissed. Because I am old and pissed is what we do

She forgot getting an expensive espresso machine and becoming an insufferable coffee “expert”

Probably this one

Says the girl with the high end Tri bike in the background.

Birding

Funny. CrossFit and Hyrox should be on here too.

Hiking - zero regrets

A handful of my buddies got back into Magic the Gathering. It’s amazing how many packs they can rip now with 40 year old money compared to when we were kids 😂

These are White millennial activities/hobbies, what would black millennial hobbies be?

Maybe if she didnt practice hypergamy she wouldnt be nailing bikes to the fuckin wall

Padel!

It's funny how this is comedy to women.

I chose to fire my boss and buy my own CNC mill and put it in a house that I just bought after moving halfway across the country.

Gardening ... under the watchful eyes of quality-control-dog 🤣 God was a a gardener. Think about it.

Crochet and embroidery ✅

I already chose cats, and I do not regret my decision at all 😺

Millennials will have a midlife crisis when they are *checks notes* 35 years old.

So basically any hobby you have past a certain age is a "mid-life crisis".

Why are golf or alcoholism not options, asking for a friend

I chose flintlocks

Gundam

I’m currently in the photography/travel/home improvement phase

Looks like she already chose cycling it the bikes on the wall INSIDE her house are any indication

Mine is all those things. I would add wine and wine pairing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is she confessing to all of these, the bikes in the back doesn’t help at all either.

What hobby can you have that's not a midlife crisis? Boring job? Substance abuse?

Where’s gardening?

Cats, but is that a midlife crisis or just a life crisis?

Gardening, FOIA requests, skincare, emails to politicians, makeup, books, rest. BALANCE . 🧘⚡️

Having a hobby is not a sign of crisis.

You forgot crochet 🧶

I was forced to do most of the "hobbies" when I was in the Army. Now I just enjoy being the grumpy old man in the middle of the woods, who uses the bushmaster M16A2 clone that I bought in 2004 to growl "get off my lawn"