Which one weighs more?

its the weight of his crimes

ouioui is fat

Ah! He's so fat!! He should stop eating so much

What weighs more: a pound of Peepy or a pound of feathers?

oh is peepy weighted? baller.

fat fuck

Ouioui swallowed a fishing weight

Is the name of this voice RFK Jr on Helium?

Ouioui must eat cement or something

while Peepy's naturally feel no guilt after doing something bad, the weight of an OuiOui's crimes may still affect OuiOui's. this is because they're young, and haven't yet learned not to feel shame, causing them to weigh more from the sheer amount of guilt they feel.