Whilst trying to look heroic Ant Middleton has released a video that unintentionally depicts his Mayoral campaign perfectly.

Sadiq Khan's helicopter clambering skills are woefully inadequate

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It's a strong pitch and you'll all be thankful if the Major's throneroom (I assume) comes under siege from violent, woke extremists. Less suitable for other circumstances, I grant you.

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Utter prick

I think, I think he just may not have read the job specifications . Because the ability to fall into water,is probably not one of them.

Like the plot to a dystopian movie, New York will now monitor social media writings, collect data, and use law enforcement to crack down on any expression it deems to be hate speech.

Does being Mayor of London call for a lot of that sort of thing?

@miffythegamer He does realise that the film Air Force One was fiction? People don't need politicians who can do the action bits themselves, they need politicians who can lead, and pick the right people to oversee the action.

Bringing a whole new perspective to the phrase "were you dropped on your head"

The way he falls into the water like a corpse.