White Castle Prostitute. Happened in 1999.

One of the best stories on so many levels. The sting operation must've not been that important if she thought it was more important to try to get revenge on a 16 year old for hitting her with small cheeseburgers

She was very pissed off. The other cops, not so much

@luna177579 Oh you know they were sticking White Castle sliders in her locker for weeks after 😂

@LandauDave Hahaha they had to be. "Will you cover our shift if we pick you up some burgers? No? What if we get with extra cheese?"

So good, Dave. I've not seen your posts on my timeline in a long while. Good to see you, sir. And thanks for the early morning laugh.

I’m glad you liked it!

Don’t throw cheeseburgers at hookers

Agreed. It was a cop. Lesson learned

Gen Z will never know the levels of fuck up depravity we got up to just in the name of hilarity.

I showed this clip to my teenaged and adult children yesterday. “This is who I went to see live.” I didn’t notice my 12 year-old daughter was also in the room. “What’s a h*ndjob?” So, that was fun.

This monologue is one of my favorite of yours…I wonder how that would work with Krystal down south

Hilarious! We grew up in the final era of fun. White Castle (and to an extent Taco Bell) after midnight was kind of like the Neutral Zone for everyone, including cops.

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. I needed a good laugh today

Awesome 😂

Some great stories start with WC. This one, it's on a different level.

🥓🐷🥓😍🥓 I made the copy-cat recipe rather than post another "Crave Case" image. I don't understand how that Lady cop could resist the extra cheese offer. Noting Jelly Roll's "outing" by his future ex-wife, he wouldn't have said no to you two Yooths. 😍

Hilarious! I never get enough of the stories of your youth!!

😂😂😂😂😂 Dave is hilarious

I’m dying! 🤣

Hilarious! Got accused of stealing a PlayStation, took two rights and a left from blockbuster. My mom watched me get interrogated. She laughed, the cop was pissed, I had no license all was good 🤷‍♂️😂

😂🤣 hilarious

So funny.

That's awesome!

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If it were a Five Guys burger maybe that’d be considered currency or valuables for trade

Seen Dave live.. one of the funniest dudes on the planet. Highly recommend catching a show of his

The "How much for a blowjob, bitch!" line just always makes me lose it! 🤣

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I love this bit

Too funny!

I wonder if it would have been a different outcome if you threw donuts

dave im so sry about you having to split from crowder yours was 1 of the 1st comedy shows i had ever been to and got my 1st crowder and your pirate shirt from many years ago ....i hope your doing well sir have a blessed day

#legend

I still remember the first time I chucked a Krystal burger at a undercover prostitute,...it was a rite of passage for a teen after getting your drivers license.

Looks like Dave's been ordering the Crave Cases!

8 and gratiot?

Good thing those sliders didn’t have muschup on em - that’s assault with a toxic substance ce! And God help you if onion chips had been in the mix!

Lmfao

There's def a chance the prostitute on 8 mile in Detroit, that their white azzes were throwing bruhers at, wasn't black.. but not a big one