Who else has this affliction?

For me it’s Golden Girls quotes.

If someone asks me to cash them out (meaning they want their tab) I say "cash you outside?" As in "catch me outside, how bout that" girl.

Me. I have this, in my head.

And I just started singing zombie by the cranberries.

OMG ME!!!

My buddy's name is Anne. I had to swear a blood oath that I would not do "Smooth Criminal" when asked how she's doing. But, you know, it's hard.

The disc jockey in my head is usually quiet when I'm having a conversation. It constantly makes fun of me when I'm alone, tho. Like I have spinach pie for a meal & it immediately starts playing "Popeye the Sailor Man"

My husband showed me this as my friend texted it to me, so…

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

THIS. IS. ME. Every day. All Day. I sing songs to myself at work as I file, based on employees' last names. Anyone with the last name "Jones" gets the Counting Crows treatment, and so on...