Who exactly did Mama raise?!

Like a Hoover vacuum

It ain’t even no words, buddy wholesale that thing like seagull…😐

I know what's been going down that throat on the daily

Dude just inhaled a load of Mac and Cheese!

My mom once had a boyfriend that thought chewing was only something kids do and eventually grow out of. She handed him a burger, turned to grab hers, and found he had already eaten the entire thing. It was a big burger too lol.

Idc this funny

Absolutely. Without question

She raised someone who could suck-start a lawnmower, apparently

@PlasmasIchor Is this the latest weird right-wing fixation? From the freaks who brought you “men should never use a straw,” now it’s “chewing your food makes you a bitch?”

Hahaha

He does kind of look like Andy Dick.

Chewing is how you get the taste of food what’s the fuckin point!?!?

No your Dads did. 😎

@dragonlover80 Nice mustache 😏

Why did him swallowing all that so effortlessly disgust me so much??? 😂

These are the reptilians that those conspiracy theorist warn us about

💀

😂

Does he even enjoy food

I've done this before and it's ok because nothing different came out of it

@Cat5SMASHICANE

Ive never in my life chewed mac and cheese. I literally just place it in my mouth and down it goes. I didnt know there were others.

😂😂

Bro thinks he's a pelican