Who let this bat in the precinct???

Bro is milking that stream

Your so cute

Which one of you gave her a gun???

I’m guilty arrest me

Bro with a name like that be careful before admitting guilt to stuff😭😭😭

Huh??

Crime down 90% after Office Pipi administered 9mm dose of leadicillin to a jaywalker.

N.W.A. has entered the chat!

ACAB includes pipi 😔

Ok this and the office lady are the best so far. Peak flat bat.🙏

Ahh yes the policewomen with the flat chestesticle

Fucking triggerfinger....... 😔

i swear they’re harmless!! just wanted to say hi 😭

Batgirl

Holy fuck who gave her a gun?! Run chat!!

Ghost bat.

September 30th, 1998...... It's a day I'll never forget. The cop inside me died that day.

We need too stop letting this gremlin get so hot

Me…

Bat, don't you mean brat?

She can put me in handcuffs 😳😳😳

Impersonating a police officer is a federal offense, I'm afraid I'll have to report you for this

Me! I thought she was kinda neat, and spunky.

I will be getting the tazer used on me no matter what I do😭✌️

I thought the police was the natural enemy of the Romanian?

Look at my officer bruv, im getting tased on a trafic stop

Is that a baton in your pocket Or are you just happy to see me? She puts the short in shorty And he looks like he wants to chase me Cop cuties, cute n' on duty Navy blue booties Go ahead and lock me up Arrest me, but make it sexy Sell me some meth, please So I can get arrested by this daddy of a cop With his daddy cop walk And his daddy cop arms And his daddy cop butt Cop cuties, cute n' on duty Cop cuties, cute n' on duty Arrest me, but make it sexy Cop cuties, cute n' on duty I'm in the mood for a gamble Are you gonna tease me or tase me? I'm gonna speed on purpose And stop so you don't have to chase me Cop cuties, cute n' on duty Navy blue booties I'm about to go to jail Detain me, want you to restrain me Just promise you'll date me I'll never plead the fifth

sus

I did it, arrest me Ms. PYT.

Looks well.

Oh. Im digging the police outfit.

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