Who would you pick to fight? 🔪💥🪓 #SlasherU

Is romancing one to protect you from the others an option? 🤭 Just an innocent question!

If I speak-

Computer wizard because I'm used to my nightmares by now Plus his dog is horribly behaved and would probably sell him out for the low low price of one(1) wagyu steak

Easy win be the quiet kid they won’t notice your existence

Does Computer Wizard get prep time?

Honestly? None. I'd rather date the Final Girl for, like 2/3rds of the movie, then get tragically killed in brutal fashion by the judge statue mask dude, which is what prompts her to finally take up arms and fight back in the final act. /hj

Mean girl to nurse pipeline is real

Is this a real series or something? Cause I would be reading the fuck out of this

Excellent slideshow showing off the main characters. Say, have a quesrion, how does the fraternity maintain itself without its members trying to kill eachother, are they all cool with eachother. Also this makes a splendid comic/ I'd pay to see this made into a cartoon.

Honestly I didn't know what the audio would be but in my mind it was that Let's go gambling audio. Gets accepted to college: Let's go gambling! A Slasher: aw dang it A Slasher: aw dang it A Slahser: aw dang it A Slasher: aw dang it.