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Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!

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moka🌃1 年前

I love how old simpsons ends a joke and into another one immediately

𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚 的头像
𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚1 年前

There are more jokes in this one minute clip than in whole episodes of the current seasons

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Amit Champaneri1 年前

“I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet. But what's really amazing, is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen. Yeah, Dad was right. I know, kids. I'm scared too!”

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Sporadic Poster1 年前

Nelson and Jimbo both deliberately smashing Skinner's car and laughing will never not be funny to me.

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Sabrina ✨️1 年前

This YouTube did an excellent analysis of how this scene perfectly encapsulates why the writing was so good:

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Second Biggest Crane in the East1 年前

This is Swartzwelder all over. He doesn’t miss

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𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 🐦1 年前

Yay!

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Ken Williams1 年前

Meanwhile the rest of the world is like "Learn metric, we don't have fractions!"

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Naraox1 年前

Bart😨: Race you to Utah, Milhouse.

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OrangesRnice 🔞 🏳️‍🌈1 年前

Probably the best minute of television ever

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