Whoever invented the earthquake bed is a genius.

That’s a coffin, Bob

Oh lord... Imagine a malfunction on this thing... And you're locked in

No rough sex on the earthquake bed

The Japanese built an earthquake-proof house that was magnetically floating in the air, without connection to the ground

I'll take my chances rather than getting stuck in that tomb.

Knowing my luck I'd be woken up by the drop, sit upright and get decapitated.

I bought one and I fall into it every time my mother in law is visiting

Bro how do you get out of the earthquake bed?

“Earthquake Bed” is a cool marketing name for a Coffin.

If you live on the top floor of a high-rise, does your earthquake bed have a series of bigger earthquake beds to fall into all the way down like a russian nesting doll?