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“Easily taking over Samoa” my brother in Christ they just sank one of our ships and I don’t even think they know how

I think the rest of the world is pretty safe from us - even in peace times we just managed to sink 10% of our naval fleet and it is an honest to god miracle if our Hercules don't break down on the way to the destination.

FFS don’t they read the news.

They don’t realise as kiwis we have an affinity with Australia’s greatest weakness, emus. No way they are taking the country back

Do they realise how few of us there are? That you can't just wander across the middle/most of Australia? That we'd hit the Gold Coast, end up sitting with our feet in the sand, watching the waves, knocking back some brews instead?

Our navy was just defeated by some coral 🪸

We’re still trying to figure out how to get past Samoa’s reefs 🤦♂️

"As their forces stretch out" So, the moment they leave Linton, then?

Is it too much to say "at least we're on the map this time?" Never mind no Navy, we don't have an air force either, no wonder our conquers would fight back 😉😉 Also: "Take over the world" we're much too humble for that carry-on. It's just how we roll 🇳🇿🇳🇿

We really needed that extra navy ship.
