Whole different meaning to Scottish ppl 😂

That’s from a Scottish guy over there telling them the wrong words for something then getting them to talk about it, he’s got a good few and they’re brilliant

Remember the bushes where scud books grew?

Wonder if her brother found the scud books in a bush 😂😂

They would all come over and play with my fud😭😂😂

Aye ah remember they were found in ah bush in ah park, several pages ripped out? The the demise of The Auld Scud Book? Also why were they called Scud Books, when they were in ah magazine format ? 🤔

Santa only comes once a year with a scud book.

Hahahha fud too lol I just about pished myself hahahah

😂😂😂. I remember near causing a riot when i was in the US visiting my cousin (scottish) who married an American and was living there. Hubby came into the kitchen looking for the mrs & i told him she was roon the back having a fag. O the drama that ensued 🤣

‘Santa only comes once a year’ ended me 😂